3 Things I Learned in Highschool :)
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Best way to get out of class
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yeah… It’s supposed to be “Don’t KISS me” Why the hell would he kick her?
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My love poem to you!
Dear sweet angle baby lover, I want to touch your turtle pie. Tinky tinky linky, and fill it with creme. I want to bake your muffins. Twinkle twinkle little sexy time, you smell better than a stale fart on an airplane, much much better. You make my heart go mmmmm berries. Shhhh what’s that noise? It was the sound of a thousand angels getting nipple hard ons for you. Sweet beanie baby, I will bake you a cake as fast as I can. Fly away sweet butterfly, then come back so I can catch you in my neck and make sweet love to you. Sexy sexy butterfly. I want to bathe you, and then I’ll shave you. Milky milky touch it. I will buy you anything you want from the dollar store. Go ahead, pick anything you want, because you’re worth it. Let me touch you. Touchy touch tuffertin, you look like a robot heart. I wanna play a game with you called pitttle pucky woocky work, and then kiss your face and hold your hand. Butt sex ahhh! Shhhhhh ohhh i love you. I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you died, we would have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavored jello shots and we would get ghost faced wasted, because thats how much i love you.
Remember her?
She wowed everyone with her brilliant voice on Britain’s got talent.
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